Nobody else bother buying mega millions tix for tonight. I just bought the winner.

Vegan? http://bit.ly/zbPmi Keep being Awesome!!

At the hardware store buying my third toilet seat in a week. The cashier must think I’ve got a problem.

Major League 2 is a much better movie then Major League. Any other examples of the sequel being superior?Empire doesn’t count.

Watching Major League on satellite. How the tribe put together a winner with a 2 man rotation and no bullpen I’ll never know.

Watching @adamcarolla in The Hammer on @ellipsisTG ’s recommendation. So far so good

Up at 7 to meet the fios guy. Now trying for 30 mins of shuteye before more unpacking

Dear Dallas, if you’re going to the @danecook show at the aac you’re a douche. Stop it. The stuff he stole from louis ck is gold though.

Nice article on Bengals C Kyle Cook http://bit.ly/FDcQJ Undrafted FA=strongest Bengal. Needs to Cincy up that beard though too metro.

Off to the Title company. Thinking about buying a house today.